Tweets

nitrqin:

I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.

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do you ever wonder what’s your worth to other people?

(Source: princeturtogo, via readiie)

the-bees-hinge-joint:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

The elephant in the room is a metaphor for something that is going unaddressed or ignored. The person is saying don’t mention the elephant in the room.

relahvant:

relahvant:

i have lost my pants

someone help me find my pants

they have disappeared

poof

gone

pants where are you

i hope they’re okay

throwback to when i was drunk and wrote this poem because i couldn’t find my pants

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hornyspice:

hi good morning touch me inappropriately 

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suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

(via pizza)

dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me

syupon:

tamaraldbrennan:

Who are you

Whats your favorite color

Favorite musical

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat

Random fact about you

Thank

reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM

(Source: 314eater, via mausoleumofafricanviolets)

Who needs friends when they have this t-shirt? #ido #me #mrrogers#InstaSize

(Source: islannd, via readiie)

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

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(Source: 11121992, via readiie)

guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

(via the-bees-hinge-joint)

(Source: tearingdowndoors, via readiie)